THE ANNIVERSARY ROSE
I'm told I'm unromantic, that I don't remember dates,
I'm lucky that she loves me, that we are best of mates.
I don't remember birthdays well, she's had enough of them;
You'd think that my forgetfulness she'd welcome, not condemn.
I'd suffered many insults and this year I must confess
I had the guilts and so my deeds proceeded to redress.
My wife had need to spend some time in Queensland's sunny north;
I waited for a week or so before I sallied forth
To meet her up in Townsville where we'd take a hire car,
drive round our childhood haunts and reminisce of days afar.
The day that I set off I knew was August 28,
the date that we were married so I didn't hesitate
To buy a single rose of red tied neatly with a bow,
imagined her surprise at this and how her eyes would glow.
I took it on the plane with me, this precious rose of red,
refused the hostie's offer that she place it overhead.
"No thank you" I politely said, "it mustn't leave my sight;
it must stay perfect till I see my wife, my life's delight."
Alighting from the plane I joined a crowd of Senior Cits,
as incognito was the go, relying on my wits.
I saw her waiting, folded arms the stance I knew so well:
her churning thoughts my mind perceived in tones clear as a bell.
"Of course he won't remember to hope would be absurd;
it's just another day to him, but I'll not say a word."
Then she looked a little worried, couldn't see me in the crowd,
so I snuck up behind her: "Happy days!" I cried out loud.
She turned; you should have seen her face: surprise, surprise, surprise!
she threw her arms around me, "You remembered!" were her cries.
She took the rose, caressed it, and told me she loved me so;
we walked on to the carousal, her eyes and face aglow.
Then on to Thrifty car hire booth the paperwork to sign -
no problems with our licences; our day was panning fine.
We'd driven for an hour or so to where we'd spend the night,
where fun times and frivolity were well within my sight.
"Where did you put the rose?" I asked. Her face paled, statuesque:
"Oh shit!" she said, "I left it there on Thrifty's office desk!"
So that's the story of my rose of red, just left to lie
upon the desk, forgotten, pushed aside to wilt and die!
Now, will I buy a rose next year? Not likely, mate, no fear;
If I recall the date, I'll celebrate it with a beer!
FORSAKEN
You say you will forsake me? Well and good.
Though passion melted long ago, we stayed
together, man and wife. Of course we could
deceive our friends; the picture we portrayed
was one of love, fulfillment of our dreams,
while inner turmoil gnawed with ruthless zeal,
like termites feasting on fine timber beams,
our spirits void, bereft of love's ideal.
So take your leave and pity me no more,
and as you lie within another's arms,
when her sweet moans have quenched your lustful score,
be weighted not by doubts or guilty qualms.
How sweet the youthful romance at its height;
How sour each lonely day and loveless night.
Age
Becomes you
Complements your charm
Dignity and passion your talents to disarm.
Each memory I hold
From our affection born
Glistens like the dewdrops
Heavy on the lawn.
I'm
Joined with you,
Kindred spirits free,
Linked as one, each day unfolds our destiny.
My love for you is strong
No fear I entertain
Only trust and confidence -
Peaceful our domain.
Quiet
Romantic
Sensuous and bold
Tender are the moments when your arms enfold.
Undying love I give
Vibrant, true and whole
Whereby you can see an
X-ray of my soul.
Years together, future bliss
Zephyrs wafting with each kiss.
MY VALENTINE
It's Valentine's Day, yes, but he doesn't care,
Quixotic emotions he'll so seldom share;
Where are my red roses?
Love lines he composes?
His indifferent outlook leads me to despair.
At daylight he jumped from the bed and withdrew,
Turned on the TV his sports programmes to view;
No good-morning kisses -
My love he dismisses;
Of Valentine values he hasn't a clue.
So I'll stay in bed and treat him with ignore,
I won't get his breakfast, his lunch - and what's more,
I'll hide his remote,
Then sit back and gloat
To see him search vainly on lounge chairs and floor.
But wait, for the door bell is ringing its chime;
Now who can be calling at this early time?
"It must be for you"
He yells from the loo;
So bedraggled and cross from the bedside I climb.
I open the door and there filling the frame,
A bouquet of roses, a card with my name
Where inside is penned
"My true love, my friend."
I stood there and blushed as my heart filled with shame.
He gave me a hug and my shame turned to pride
in this man who loves me, my foibles aside;
He said, "Now can I bet
You thought I'd forget?"
"Oh
I knew you'd remember, my darling", I lied.
LOVE POTION NO. 9
Bradley and Beth were growing old, for younger days they'd crave
and though they tried, their passion could no longer crest love's wave.
Until one day while reading porn Brad's face took on a shine:
he came across a recipe, "Love Potion No. 9".
He gathered the ingredients of which there were a few:
nine apple seeds, nine basil leaves, nine red rose petals too;
Nine drops of apple juice, the same of strawberry juice and wine,
a clean cheesecloth for straining this Love Potion No. 9.
A metal pot, a wooden spoon, nine candles all alight,
an open mind, a keen desire to get this potion right.
Last but not least a ginseng root - this held the vital thrust;
cut in nine equal parts this element a must.
With everything at hand, Brad lit the candles round the pot
before he tossed each item in and carefully mixed the lot.
He sang a mantra while he stirred this Potion No. 9:
"Revive our lost libido when we drink this ginseng wine."
The next night Brad and Beth both drank of this exotic prize,
retired to bed at half past eight with longing in their eyes.
That was the last folk knew of them until a week elapsed
when police & SES arrived and very near collapsed.
They broke into house and found two bodies cold and stiff,
both naked as they intertwined, and really "on the whiff".
A coroner's report decreed Brad suffocated Beth,
and as for Brad himself, it read: "sheer ecstasy at death".
WILT THOU BE MINE
(Villanelle)
Wilt thou be mine before e'erlong
Bestow on me thy loveliness
And fill my soul with sweetest song?
Fain would I be thy lover strong
And with my hands thy hair caress
Wilt thou be mine before e'erlong?
Forsooth with me thou dost belong
My life to sweetly charm and bless,
And fill my soul with sweetest song.
Exulted in my love I long
My fervent lips on thine to press
Wilt thou be mine before e'erlong?
To answer aye cannot be wrong
If love for me you can express
And fill my soul with sweetest song.
Mayst thou my travail not prolong
To languish in the wilderness:
Wilt thou be mine before e'erlong
And fill my soul with sweetest song?